Today is not off to a good start
Today is day two of being completely motionless … and not by choice.
I am unable to move both my head and neck making the most simple of tasks both difficult and painful.
I’d love to be able to tell you that this was a result of a night of kinky, chandelier-swinging sex but sadly it isnt. I have a feeling that I caught a draft the other night at Chapters as I was sitting directly under a vent blowing full out A/C (how exciting grandma!!!). Obviously it caused my muscles to tense and since everything is connected to everything else … and well, VIOLA! .. motionless.
I’m bored and irritated, I have a madd load of things to get done today and television sucks in the worst possible way.
What is a girl to do?
p.s. I’d like to blame this on karma as I didn’t come through on a massage for a certain someone a while back and well now I need one more than ever… blarghhh
p.s.s. Did I mention that I have to deliver two dozen cupcakes tomorrow morning .. pics to follow as this should be interesting …. (hmmph… that could technically be considered “kinky cooking” non?… HA!)

