Posts Tagged ‘1:56am’

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The end of me …

August 19, 2008

or so that is the way I felt all day.

From the time I woke up this morning, I’ve been hit with this tingling sensation in my head.

I’ve been feeling quite dizzy and faintish, with an overall numbing in my entire body. (worth mentioning: be careful of what you wish for … i wanted numbing, but this is not what I had in mind)

Freaked out, yes I was am.

My first instict was to sugar surge in the event that it was low blood sugar, but much to my dismay that didn’t work.

In another attempt to self medicate, I threw back a handful of salted pretzels (my neighbour thought it could be low blood pressure).  I was feeling pretty confident about this one since I occasionally have the tendency to have low blood pressure, but still nothing.

So now I feel dizzy, numb still AND sick (from my various attempts) on top of it all.

Could it be stress? or am I dying?

Dramatic? yes perhaps but its scaring the F*&$ out of me.

I popped two Advils for good measure.

I’m still not sleepy.

Huh! …. as I glance over with dazy eyes to look at the neon green on my alarm clock, I realize that its that time again.

How strange.

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Starbuckian

July 25, 2008

I can’t explain it.  I’m jonesing for java like a crack addict.  Perhaps it was the three months of being a born again virgin drinker but I want it.  I want it in the morning to wake the hell up, I want it in the afternoon just because and I want it at night so that I can stay up and post at 1:56 am.

At an alarming four bucks a pop, i’ve become a slave to the bean and I gladly wave my starbuckian flag proud.

What foolery.

I’m going for a drive … a drive through starbucks (that’s right folks … drive through, but it sucks balls); so that I can pull up in my SUV and order a tall skinny wet latte. 

How ridiculous that it has its own language but i’m an honorary resident what can I say.

All hail the mermaid.